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adults
you know what? i think i'm gonna make a little ross pile.
plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.
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i really like this quote
Say you have a dog, but you need to create a duck on the Financial Statements. Fortunately, there are specific accounting rules for what constitutes a duck: yellow feet, white covering, orange beak. So you take the dog and paint it's feet yellow and it's fur white and you paste an orange plastic beak on it's nose and then you say to your ( Read more... ) -
Nabokov (I thought all those Russian guys were depressives?)
"For aren't you and I gods? Let all of life be an unfettered howl. Release life's rapture. Everything is blooming. Everything is flying. Everything is screaming. Laughter. Running." -
hilarious eavesdroppinggg
me: haha on the bus today, i was sitting near this girl that i assume was on the phone with her boyfriend and i heard her half of the conversation....something about them being together or something ( Read more... ) -
from VH1's webjunk
I love these shows way more than I should, lol. This one is particularly hilarious. I'll probably add more if necessary lol
http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1579269&vid=203039 -
haha
Did you know that Pac-Man was originally called Puckman ( Read more... ) -
while we're sharing things that are hilarious:
i can't even tell you how funny i find this
read some of the responses, lol. amazing. also, it's the uk amazon, so it's helpful to read it in a hoity british accent, lol <3 -
old quote, history of love
"What about you? Are you the happiest and saddest right now that you've ever been?"
Of course I am.
"Why?"
Because nothing makes me happier and nothing makes me sadder than you.
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It's wierd to feel them both so intensely at the same time.
You wouldn't think it's possible, but I assure you it most certainly is.
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