hilarious eavesdroppinggg

[nathanielapollo]

me: haha on the bus today, i was sitting near this girl that i assume was on the phone with her boyfriend and i heard her half of the conversation....something about them being together or something
me: and he must have asked her some question like on a scale of 1-10
courtney: lol oh jeeze
me: and she's like "1 being?" and there was a pause and she goes "well, i'm probably at -3. that's how excited i am"
me: and there's silence
courtney: lmao
me: and she's like "what? you know i hate the air bed"
courtney: hahaha
me: and she's like why are you getting all upset
courtney: lmao
me: and i'm listening, thinking.... -3 on ANY scale is never good
courtney: ya no
me: and she's like well why are you sighing?
me: and i'm just laughing lol
courtney: lol
courtney: thats aamazing
me: so there's more silence and she's like 'well you weren't very clear then'
courtney: lol
me: you should have said "on a scale of 1-10 how excited am i to sleep with you this weekend"
me: and i was like oh. my. god. lol
courtney: HAHHAHAHA
courtney: amazing
me: it was SO fucking good