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If you see me today, you might notice that my skin has a peculiar grayish cast to it in spots.
This is because this morning... I died.
Wait. No. Sorry.
This morning... I dyed.
A pair of pants.
With black dye.
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Piracy in Virginia!
So, what are you doing Memorial Weekend? That's this weekend, incidentally: Saturday through Monday, May 24-26. I'm only asking because on those three days, Pirates For Sail will be performing at Virginia Renaissance Faire! We're doing three shows each day on the main stage, so come see us and buy our CD!
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Crack open a butterbeer, and let's speculate.
The release of Deathly Hallows is only two days away. I've got Half-Blood Prince fresh in my memory. Here's my post from when I'd just finished reading it the first time (good lord, was it really two years ago?). Join me, if you dare, behind the cut, for some speculation and predictions about Book 7.
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Hello, friends. We have come to a sad realization: our recently acquired fourth cat, Nic, is not fitting in with the already present feline household dynamic. We think that he and our other cats would all be happier if he were to move to a different home. We hope that you, or someone you know, will be able to provide that home ( Read more... ) -
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Nadazero Novenine Foxtrot Novenine Unaone Unaone Nadazero Bissotwo Novenine Delta Setteseven Kartefour Echo Terrathree Pantafive Bravo Delta Oktoeight Kartefour Unaone Pantafive Soxisix Charlie Pantafive Soxisix Terrathree Pantafive Soxisix Oktoeight Oktoeight Charlie Nadazero -
Underlings Needed! Join the Revolution!
Are you poor? Tired? Hungry? Are you devoted to the cause of freedom? Join the Zapacontra revolutionaries in their glorious rebellion against the corrupt Presidente Vergagordo!
Signed,
Subcomandante Largos
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Are you bored? Tired? Hungry? Are you devoted to the cause of comedy? The producers of El Presidente need extras this Saturday to play ( Read more... ) -
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This T-shirt design is hideously offensive and wrong. So why is it so funny? -
Two Messages
To the people I ditched on Friday night: I'm sorry. Please don't take it personally. Forgive me, and I hope to see you again soon.
To the jerks who never showed up at Legends for today's D&D game, making me drive all the way to Towson for nothing: I'ma drop kick all y'all. -
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What if I told you that some guy on the Internet is watching the crappy first-season episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation and writing lengthy, witty blog entries in which he mercilessly mocks the hell out of them?
Now, what if I told you that that guy is Wil Wheaton?