Underlings Needed! Join the Revolution!
Are you poor? Tired? Hungry? Are you devoted to the cause of freedom? Join the Zapacontra revolutionaries in their glorious rebellion against the corrupt Presidente Vergagordo!
Signed,
Subcomandante Largos
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Are you bored? Tired? Hungry? Are you devoted to the cause of comedy? The producers of El Presidente need extras this Saturday to play Zapacontra rebels! Filming will be from 10:00 AM until 7:00 PM on April 21, in downtown Baltimore. The food and booze will flow freely, and Sean, the director, is a terrific cook. Reply here if you're interested, and I'll give you the details.
Signed,
Nathan