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[namesofthegreat]

Under No Circumstances Whatsoever did I leave the Slytherin dungeons last night. I did not sneak off to a random party in some odd country and I most definitely Did Not take Scorpius Malfoy with me. The utter berk

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[prosnogger]

Oi, Albie.

What's all this Sirius is blabbering about while spitting s'mores crumbs everywhere?

[prosnogger]

I DON'T KNOW, ALBIE.

YOU SEEM A LITTLE HIGH-STRUNG RIGHT NOW. I JUST DON'T THINK YOU'RE THINKING PROPERLY AT THE MOMENT. BEST LEAVE IT TO THE PROS.

[slobberymongrel]

EXCUSE ME, I AM ALSO HIGH STRUNG. MAY I BE EXCUSED FROM BEING THE ADULT?

[prosnogger]

NO.

DO YOU WANT MORE PINE CONES?!

[slobberymongrel]

Dont you dare.

Also, if I were you, I would not go to sleep tonight.

[prosnogger]

You're not the boss of me.

HEY. UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I CAST PERFECTLY GOOD CHARMS, INCLUDING ONES OF DEFENSE.

[slobberymongrel]

I own at least 1/3 of you. Yes I am.

THAT WAS REMUS' FAULT, OKAY. SHUT UP. YOU ARE GETTING SO HEXED.

[prosnogger]

This is a free world. No, you don't.

NOT IF I SET UP MY CHARMS FIRST!!! WHICH I AM DOING RIGHT NOW, SO HA!!

[slobberymongrel]

IN MY HOUSE YOU'LL DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD. In my tent, anyway.

Pffft. You dont know what to charm against.

[namesofthegreat]

AND YOU DON'T THINK THAT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU AND SIRIUS? BLIMEY.

[slobberymongrel]

Well, no. I find that Teddy and I are very calming, soothing people to be around.

[namesofthegreat]

Which probably shows that you mixed your rhyme up and ate the green instead of the red.

[slobberymongrel]

I do feel a bit rumbly in my tumbly, as the saying goes.

[prosnogger]

... I agree with Sirius. 8D

[namesofthegreat]

Am I allowed to disown you?

[namesofthegreat]

OY. YOU. I AM NOT SHAGGING BLOODY MALFOY.