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Under No Circumstances Whatsoever did I leave the Slytherin dungeons last night. I did not sneak off to a random party in some odd country and I most definitely Did Not take Scorpius Malfoy with me. The utter berk.
Possibly. Maybe. No, Definitely Not.
I wonder if there are mice in Gryffindor Tower. If not, perhaps the lions are quite overdue for a special gift.
I wonder if Sir Sirius has gotten eaten by a bear yet. Or a mountain lion. Bloody hell, I'd like to see a mountain lion.
Hahahahaha this internet business is rather fun.
What in Merlin's name is that, Scorp? Some ancient Malfoy ritual before you get inducted into the line of the world's biggest gits? Remind me never to visit you during hols.
Possibly. Maybe. No, Definitely Not.
I wonder if there are mice in Gryffindor Tower. If not, perhaps the lions are quite overdue for a special gift.
I wonder if Sir Sirius has gotten eaten by a bear yet. Or a mountain lion. Bloody hell, I'd like to see a mountain lion.
Hahahahaha this internet business is rather fun.
What in Merlin's name is that, Scorp? Some ancient Malfoy ritual before you get inducted into the line of the world's biggest gits? Remind me never to visit you during hols.