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[namesofthegreat]

Under No Circumstances Whatsoever did I leave the Slytherin dungeons last night. I did not sneak off to a random party in some odd country and I most definitely Did Not take Scorpius Malfoy with me. The utter berk

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[lionheartmalfoy]

If you become my slave, you will be required to wash my snake every night.

[namesofthegreat]

I'm not going to be your slave, you git.

[lionheartmalfoy]

Somehow, that does not have the same touch online as it does in person.

[namesofthegreat]

What doesn't? The fact that it will be a cold day in Gryffindor tower before a Potter becomes a slave for a Malfoy?

In other news, do you really have a snake?

[silver_snark]

. . .

[namesofthegreat]

Er?

[silver_snark]

...I'm going to step away from your journal now, and repress

[namesofthegreat]

Repress what?

[slobberymongrel]

For your information Ive-

oh dear godric are you shagging Mafoy II?!

[namesofthegreat]

Oh look it's Sir Sirius, back from the dea--

...

Bloody hell no. Are you daft?

[slobberymongrel]

I DETECT SOME SCHOOLBOY SEXUAL TENSION.

[namesofthegreat]

I detect some poisoning. Did you eat any strangely colored berries while camping?

[prosnogger]

Oi, Albie.

What's all this Sirius is blabbering about while spitting s'mores crumbs everywhere?

[namesofthegreat]

No idea. Didn't do anything. Didn't say anything. I claim no responsibility for anything Sir Sirius may or may not believe. Wasn't me.

[prosnogger]

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BLOODY HELL, ALBUS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MALFOY?!

[slobberymongrel]

I TOLD YOU IT WAS WORTH A LOOK!! ARE YOU SCANDALISED?? I AM.

[hex_you_up]

Probably I shouldn't be amused, should I?

[namesofthegreat]

Depends on what you're amused about.

[hex_you_up]

Everything.

[namesofthegreat]

Thanks, Mum.