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Sep 30, 2007 15:03

Under No Circumstances Whatsoever did I leave the Slytherin dungeons last night. I did not sneak off to a random party in some odd country and I most definitely Did Not take Scorpius Malfoy with me. The utter berk ( Read more... )

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prosnogger September 30 2007, 21:34:41 UTC

Oi, Albie.

What's all this Sirius is blabbering about while spitting s'mores crumbs everywhere?

namesofthegreat September 30 2007, 21:38:33 UTC

No idea. Didn't do anything. Didn't say anything. I claim no responsibility for anything Sir Sirius may or may not believe. Wasn't me.

prosnogger September 30 2007, 21:40:21 UTC

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BLOODY HELL, ALBUS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MALFOY?!

slobberymongrel September 30 2007, 21:42:26 UTC

I TOLD YOU IT WAS WORTH A LOOK!! ARE YOU SCANDALISED?? I AM.

prosnogger September 30 2007, 21:43:16 UTC

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!

WHY ARE WE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!

slobberymongrel September 30 2007, 21:45:26 UTC

I DONT KNOW!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHOS SUPPOSED TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE POTTERLINGS!! IM ONLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FIRST SPECCY ONE!!

BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS AN ARSE!!

prosnogger September 30 2007, 21:48:06 UTC

I'M JUST THEIR GOD... BROTHER PERSON GUY!!! AND JUST BECAUSE HE'S YOUR GODSON'S SON DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITY!!

CAN WE GO HOME YET?!

slobberymongrel September 30 2007, 21:52:19 UTC

LA LA LA LA LA IM NOT LISTENING.

TAKE IT UP WITH YOUR FATHER!!

I miss indoor plumbing so much.

prosnogger September 30 2007, 21:55:01 UTC

NO. NO YOU LISTEN TO ME.

STOP HIDING BEHIND THE TREE, YOU DON'T EVEN FIT BEHIND IT.

... I offered your and dad's services to Albus.

slobberymongrel September 30 2007, 21:57:31 UTC

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!

IM NOT HIDING. IM JUST... INSPECTING THE TREE LIFE. FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. YES. THIS IS A FINE SPECIMAN OF ...BARKITOTIS.

Services?! For what!?

prosnogger September 30 2007, 22:02:03 UTC

YOU ARE BLOODY CRAP AT LYING, YOU KNOW THAT. WILL YOU COME OUT HERE AND HOLD A CONVERSATION LIKE A REAL ADULT.

...You know! THINGS! THINGS THAT YOU TWO WOULD KNOW MORE THAN ME.

slobberymongrel September 30 2007, 22:05:18 UTC

NO, NO, REALLY CANT. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
RESEARCH. MILLIONS OF HOUSE ELVES WITH TOE-ROT COULD BE SAVED.

...I already told you there is no secret art to being able to lick one's own bollocks. Its a canine thing, not a human thing, and you people have to learn to bloody accept that!

prosnogger September 30 2007, 22:09:57 UTC

YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HOUSE ELVES. DON'T THINK I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY OWN FANDOM. I WILL THROW TINY PROJECTILES AT YOU.

..... Oh my GODRIC THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT. DKFJ HE DOESN'T NEED ANY LESSONS IN THAT!! AND KEEP YOUR WEIRD BEDROOM HABITS TO YOURSELF!!

slobberymongrel September 30 2007, 22:12:37 UTC

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I LOVE HOUSE ELVES. SMASHING LITTLE CHAPS. LOVE THEIR ELOQUENCE IN THE ART OF CONVERSATION. NEVER MET ONE I DIDNT LIKE. ETC ETC. DONT STEREOTYPE ME.

DKJDFKGHLGJDJKFG WE'RE NOT INTO BEASTIALITY!! IT DOESNT COUNT IF ITS YOUR OWN!! SDJFSJDFHJKJF!! WHAT DID YOU MEAN THEN!?

prosnogger September 30 2007, 22:16:00 UTC

YOU ARE AN EVEN BIGGER LIAR THAN ME AND DAD COMBINED. HARRY PRETTY MUCH TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. EVERYTHING. SO I WILL USE MY HAND OF JUDGEMENT ON YOU ALL I WANT.

SDKLJFKDLS KDSKLFJDFJ WE'RE NOT GOING INTO THE TECHNICALITIES OF BEASTIALITY!! I MEANT. YOU KNOW. ALBUS IS CONFUSED IS ALL.

slobberymongrel September 30 2007, 22:18:38 UTC

NFKGNDFKGKJDFDFG. KREACHER DOESNT COUNT. HE TRIED TO DROWN ME. EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT FOR MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD.

KJNNDGG RIGHT NO BEASTIALITY. Er. Confused about what?

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