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Sep 30, 2007 15:03

Under No Circumstances Whatsoever did I leave the Slytherin dungeons last night. I did not sneak off to a random party in some odd country and I most definitely Did Not take Scorpius Malfoy with me. The utter berk ( Read more... )

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lionheartmalfoy September 30 2007, 20:22:12 UTC

If you become my slave, you will be required to wash my snake every night.

namesofthegreat September 30 2007, 20:25:34 UTC

I'm not going to be your slave, you git.

lionheartmalfoy September 30 2007, 20:27:38 UTC

Somehow, that does not have the same touch online as it does in person.

namesofthegreat September 30 2007, 20:31:17 UTC

What doesn't? The fact that it will be a cold day in Gryffindor tower before a Potter becomes a slave for a Malfoy?

In other news, do you really have a snake?

lionheartmalfoy September 30 2007, 20:35:05 UTC

You denying your slavery. Really, you should just embrace your future.

Yes, Potter, I have a snake but you are far too young to see and/or play with it.

namesofthegreat September 30 2007, 20:38:57 UTC

I don't even know where you got this idea into your head. Do they put something in the firewhiskey in Gryffindor Tower?

...what in Merlin's name is that supposed to mean?

lionheartmalfoy September 30 2007, 20:42:14 UTC

Well, they had been offering glasses about and I may have had one or two before you so nicely asked for me to come out.

I may tell you when you are older, Al.

namesofthegreat September 30 2007, 20:47:07 UTC

You need to watch your alcohol intake, Scorp. It's not befitting of a lady.

I am your age, you berk.

lionheartmalfoy September 30 2007, 20:49:46 UTC

We're discussing my snake and you call me a lady? You are quite odd, you know.

namesofthegreat September 30 2007, 20:52:30 UTC

....is there some part of this discussion I'm missing? Girls can have pet snakes as well.

lionheartmalfoy September 30 2007, 21:00:58 UTC

Ah, yes. But I really rather not share my snake with a girl.

namesofthegreat September 30 2007, 21:26:58 UTC

... I'm definitely missing something here. What are you really on about, Scorp?

lionheartmalfoy September 30 2007, 21:31:33 UTC

Perhaps this line of conversation should end until sixth year.

namesofthegreat September 30 2007, 21:39:11 UTC

What's so special about sixth year, then?

lionheartmalfoy September 30 2007, 22:01:59 UTC

You'll be old enough to understand what I am saying without needing clarifications.

namesofthegreat September 30 2007, 22:03:08 UTC

You. Are an utter prat. I don't know why I put up with you.

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