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[namesofthegreat]

Under No Circumstances Whatsoever did I leave the Slytherin dungeons last night. I did not sneak off to a random party in some odd country and I most definitely Did Not take Scorpius Malfoy with me. The utter berk

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[prosnogger]

Oi, Albie.

What's all this Sirius is blabbering about while spitting s'mores crumbs everywhere?

[prosnogger]

DON'T YOU USE YOUR EXCUSES ON ME. ESPECIALLY WHEN I CROSS-REFERENCE THEM WITH DAD AND HE DENIES THEM.

... About. Well, I don't know. BUT HE SEEMS CONFUSED ABOUT SOMETHING.

[slobberymongrel]

DAMMIT. YOUR FATHER IS A SPITEFUL EVIL CREATURE OF LIES AND DARKNESS AND HELLFIRE. DONT BLOODY LISTEN TO THAT BASTARD.

...Does he not know how to tie his trainers, or-? You're going to have to be a bit more specific.

[prosnogger]

I THINK YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE HUFFY ABOUT HAVING YOUR S'MORE EXPLODE IN A TINY FIREBALL WHILE DAD'S CAME OUT PERFECT. GREEN ISN'T YOUR COLOR.

Oh, come on. WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT?

[slobberymongrel]

HE HEXED ME!! HE FUCKING HEXED ME!! I JUST KNOW IT!! HE JUST USED HIS VOODOO WEREWOLF REFLEXES AND- AND DID IT TOO QUICK FOR US TO CATCH!!

Quidditch? Please let it be quidditch.

[prosnogger]

YOU ARE A SORE LOSER, SIRIUS BLACK.

... IT'S NOT QUIDDITCH. IT'S HIS BLOODY LKSDJFKLDJF TEENAGE TROUBLES.

[slobberymongrel]

YOU'RE A BIG DUNGHEADED TROLL, TEDDY LUPIN.

Augh. Why am I always cast as the sodding fatherly figure??

[prosnogger]

BITE ME!!!

I SAID YOU AND DAD. AND BECAUSE YOU'RE OLDER.

[slobberymongrel]

WOOF. ARF. WATCH YOUR BONEY ARSE. ETC.

....SO? THERE ARE OTHER OLDER PEOPLE AROUND!! MCGOOGLES. PEEVES.

[prosnogger]

DAD WOULD SKIN YOU ALIVE IF YOU DID. SO HA.

PEEVES. PEEVES?! HAVE YOU GONE MENTAL?

[slobberymongrel]

YOU PUT AN AWFUL LOT OF TRUST IN THE MAN WHO LAUGHED HIMSELF NEARLY SICK WHEN YOU SLIPPED BACKWARDS ON BADGER POO AND FELL ON YOUR ARSE IN MORE BADGER POO.

I ALWAYS LOOKED UP TO PEEVES AS A LAD AND I TURNED OUT JUST FINE.

[namesofthegreat]

I AM NOT CONFUSED, YOU TWO ARE MENTAL.

[prosnogger]

ALBIE.

IT'S OKAY.

WE'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

YOU JUST. YES.

[namesofthegreat]

YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING UNDER CONTROL IF THERE'S NOTHING TO CONTROL.

[prosnogger]

NO. YOU'RE JUST BURIED IN ALL YOUR TEENAGE WOES AND ANGST THAT YOU CAN'T SEE REASON ANYMORE.

BUT I'M HERE FOR YOU.

[namesofthegreat]

WHAT WOES AND ANGST? I AM A HAPPY PERSON, TEDDY.

WHEN EVERY SINGLE BLOODY PERSON AROUND ME HASN'T COLLAPSED INTO BEING A BUNCH OF MENTAL PONCES.