Oh. Revenge. I get it.

[naamah_darling]

Sargon: *opens Netflix envelope* We got Revenge of the Ninja.

Naamah: Cool! What's it about?

Sargon: . . .

Naamah: . . . That was a stupid question. I'm sorry.

As it turns out, this movie is horrible and absolutely hilarious. There is nothing cool about it at all. We are not even ten minutes in and I've already barked at the screen three

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[jettcat]

French interstellar zombies with breast implants!

[koth_remulak]

Samurai Midgets

[pauamma]

Ideally, crossdressing Samurai midgets. That, or catgirls.

[virginia_fell]

Unseelie Court.

[kittyblue]

Per the BF: "I'd put in a steampunk ninja that gets sabotaged because someone stole all his coal."

... I'm trying to envision this, and my mind is embellishing it to be a ninja-as-geisha, with all sorts of inkbrush-y clockwork gears painted artfully onto her kimono and obi, as well as appropo gear-like accessories (hair sticks, etc).

[rikibeth]

How about a bubble bath?