"And nothing makes you feel old like getting a lust-on for the gorgeous new cashier at your convenience store who, conversation reveals, is technically young enough to be your biological daughter."
LOL. My ex-gf constantly got mistaken for my "mother"... technically, she could've been, if she'd had me when she was 11. :P
Just so you know, peppermint tea really hurts when it gets into the sinuses. Cor, I think my eyes are starting to bleed - and I'm wagering that's far less funny to you than it was to me on any number of levels, but you set it up so very well.
*cleans tea up from everywhere*
Hmm, that's right - the fireflies are out.
*wanders off to see if they're still awake at this hour*
Oh, it's funny to me, all right. I just . . . Jeez, you know? I mean, seriously, I could be her mom, if I'd gotten knocked up around the first time I had a period.
I nearly choked up a lung when she told me she's not 16, YET.
Yeah, trust me, know feeling. I have a friend who was 13 when I first met her IRL... she looked 18. And she'd openly told me she was, um, "interested." And, um, uh... yeah. Uh. Yeah.
I had boobs at 10-11, I was technically breedable at 12-13, but I'm seeing girls at, like, 9 years old who look identifiably cute, and that's so disturbing I want to plunge forks into my eyes just THINKING about it.
I also blame what clothes parents are buying them.
. . .
If it were growth hormones, wouldn't it make boys look older, too? Boys still look way too young until they're around 16-17.
Wait. It's gotta be the estrogens in meat. Disturbing.
"but I'm seeing girls at, like, 9 years old who look identifiably cute, and that's so disturbing I want to plunge forks into my eyes just THINKING about it."
oh, good, I'm not the only one. whew. I was beginning to think I was some really sick, fucked up pervert here. (Oh wait.)
"I also blame what clothes parents are buying them."
Jah. Tell me about it. I see nine and ten year olds wearing clothes my parents would've tanned my hide for wearing at fifteen... much less nine or ten. Jeez. What's worse is when you see these kids strutting around shaking their asses like they know what they're doing. Fucking disturbing.
Jah. Tell me about it. I see nine and ten year olds wearing clothes my parents would've tanned my hide for wearing at fifteen... much less nine or ten. Jeez. What's worse is when you see these kids strutting around shaking their asses like they know what they're doing. Fucking disturbing.
I'd wager that in today's society, most of them probably do know what they're doing.
Glad to see I'm not the only one looking at the young girls and thinking, "Cute", only to later discover they are still in high school. Ooops.
Then I remind myself that during the last century one of our presidents was 40-something when he married a 19-yr-old college student. The age gap is not quite so important, assuming she's old enough to consent (and not 15).
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LOL. My ex-gf constantly got mistaken for my "mother"... technically, she could've been, if she'd had me when she was 11. :P
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*cleans tea up from everywhere*
Hmm, that's right - the fireflies are out.
*wanders off to see if they're still awake at this hour*
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I nearly choked up a lung when she told me she's not 16, YET.
SO CUTE.
YET THERE IS PAIN.
LOTS OF PAIN.
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That's a nine-headed hydra of WRONG.
Like that line in Sin City: "There's wrong, there's Wrong, and then there's this."
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"Well hello gorgeous, you look like you've been around the block a bit -"
"I'm nine."
*GAHbrainsplodeyPOW!*
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I had boobs at 10-11, I was technically breedable at 12-13, but I'm seeing girls at, like, 9 years old who look identifiably cute, and that's so disturbing I want to plunge forks into my eyes just THINKING about it.
I also blame what clothes parents are buying them.
. . .
If it were growth hormones, wouldn't it make boys look older, too? Boys still look way too young until they're around 16-17.
Wait. It's gotta be the estrogens in meat. Disturbing.
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oh, good, I'm not the only one. whew. I was beginning to think I was some really sick, fucked up pervert here. (Oh wait.)
"I also blame what clothes parents are buying them."
Jah. Tell me about it. I see nine and ten year olds wearing clothes my parents would've tanned my hide for wearing at fifteen... much less nine or ten. Jeez. What's worse is when you see these kids strutting around shaking their asses like they know what they're doing. Fucking disturbing.
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I'd wager that in today's society, most of them probably do know what they're doing.
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Then I remind myself that during the last century one of our presidents was 40-something when he married a 19-yr-old college student. The age gap is not quite so important, assuming she's old enough to consent (and not 15).
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