Comments | naamah_darling: First Time For Everything, I Suppose.

naamah_darling

First Time For Everything, I Suppose.

Jun 20, 2006 01:42

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lilerthkwake June 20 2006, 10:50:30 UTC

Hahahahahahahaha, awesome. And I love the icon.

naamah_darling June 20 2006, 16:51:22 UTC

*smirk*

Thanks!

crevette June 20 2006, 11:44:43 UTC

And nothing makes you feel old like getting a lust-on for the gorgeous new cashier at your convenience store who, conversation reveals, is technically young enough to be your biological daughter

Welcome to my world, except replacing the word 'daughter' with 'son' (Because much to the disappointment of about 15% of LJ-world, I am straight).

I swear, I need to just start cruising middle schools with a bag of Charms Blow-pops, a kung-fu grip GI Joe doll and a puppy...

naamah_darling June 20 2006, 16:55:44 UTC

Yup. I'll be fully there in a few years, when boys start getting old enough to be useable.

I'm kinda looking forward to it.

flewellyn June 21 2006, 04:27:51 UTC

How can you be straight when you have a crush on Orlando Bloom?

*RUNS AWAY!*

naamah_darling June 21 2006, 06:43:18 UTC

I know. It's so hot when girls make out.

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chaoticset June 20 2006, 12:30:53 UTC

Well, seeing as how the youngest recorded birth was at 5, that's not technically something you should feel bad about. You've probably had the lust on a lot of people who could have been your biological child.

Come to think of it, perhaps that news isn't going to make you feel better... :\

liminalia June 20 2006, 13:35:32 UTC

The kids and I went to a blues fest this weekend, and my daughter Morgan was getting chatted up *hard* by an incredibly cute Italian boy, who was teaching her to couples-dance....until he found out she's 12. He's 18. Not as bad as your example, true, but manoman am I going to have problems. She's already 5'4" and a B cup.....I was under 5 ft and flat at her age.

naamah_darling June 20 2006, 16:57:39 UTC

Oh, man. Talk about having your hands full dealing with her. Crikey.

I was in the same boat and I turned out okay, at least.

hrldndva June 20 2006, 13:36:46 UTC

This? This made my day.
Google's map to That Special Hell

bonnie_rocks June 20 2006, 13:49:47 UTC

That is special! It gave me a map of where I live with all the colleges and stuff labeled. The hell??

naamah_darling June 20 2006, 16:58:12 UTC

*stares*

*cracks up completely*

flewellyn June 21 2006, 04:29:55 UTC

I entered "The Special Hell", with quotes, and it pointed me to Winnipeg.

This...isn't too far off.