Holy Hotpants, Batman, It's The Fangirl Armada!

[naamah_darling]

Okay. Okay. You all remember this little obsessive episode involving a certain Welsh actor, which almost killed me.

It's not getting better, and now that I find out Ioan's been passed over for the role of Bond, I find myself wanting to soothe him with wanton sex a nice fan letter

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[goth_hobbit]

::looks at Ioan in front of bookcase::

::wipes drool from chin::

That little photo spread has officially ignited my unmentionables, for which I can't decide whether to thank you or spank you. Maybe I should just leave it as your choice. ;)

[naamah_darling]

How are you at manly and commanding? I have the sudden urge to grab my ankles.

. . .

I don't know whether to call him "Doctor," "Professor," or "Daddy." Christ. That's just bent. I think he broke the kinky part of me.

. . .

I have more pictures of him, you know. I'm just sayin'.

[gaaneden]

Oh my God. How did I miss this guy? This guy is going to be my new vampire character's sire and oh, my... did that relationship just suddenly get a lot hotter and much more twisted. Thank you, thank you, thank you for the pictures!

[naamah_darling]

Well, then. You needed to see this.

He does make a hawt, hawt vampire. Also: space pirate, gunfighter, spy, schoolteacher/librarian, centurion (RRrroOWR!) . . . the list goes on. There's nothing he couldn't do.

[alannarama]

Oh God. The last photo *dies happy*

Nice caption, too :)

[naamah_darling]

What ELSE can you think about, looking at that picture? Having a conversation?

"Oh, don't you find the plight of the Basque separatists simply terrible? Washbeetle, fetch another brandy for our elegant Miss Darling."

Screw that noise. Get that wicked fucker out here. Let's party.

[inkandalchemy]

You're right. Fuck 'em. He oughtta be Bond, period. End of story. Yeow. *fans self* Thank you for sharing such lovely photos!

[naamah_darling]

I think he needs a really randy fan letter to cheer him up.

And if he doesn't need one, he's fucked. Cause he's gonna get one.

[inkandalchemy]

Or ten. *grins wickedly*

[naamah_darling]

Well, a man needs lots of cheering up, betimes.

Also, my therapist tells me it's healthy to share.

I am going to mail him some girl-cooties.

[atalantapendrag]

Meh, Bond. He could play much more interesting roles. Perhaps something in one of the Narnia movies... or if a djinn grants me a few wishes and they make a film of THE ANVIL OF THE WORLD, as Lord Ermenwyr...

*looks at the pictures again*

Excuse me, I have to change my panties.

[naamah_darling]

Keep the old ones. We could start a panty drive. You never know. He could really NEED women's underthings, you know? For . . . staunching manly wounds or something.

That he gets swordfighting.

With Martians.

Oh, God.

Help.

[atalantapendrag]

Swordfighting, with a manly gash on his bicep neatly bandaged with somewhat stained red satin knickers...

What? he looks good in red. Also in period garb. No, that does not mean I want to see him wearing only a maxi-pad. Although I wouldn't look away if the opportunity presented itself.

[naamah_darling]

Fuck this. I'll just decide I want him to be John Carter in the Mars movies if they ever make them. Then he can swordfight AND be mostly naked. And we're all happy.

And, yes, I'd look at him if he was wearing . . . anything, really. Except my mom. I'm not THAT trainwrecky.

[pythia]

*whimperdrool*
That was truly cruel.
Those last two pics...well...I'm going to go and dissolve into a pool of desire. Or something.

[naamah_darling]

I just won't mention the other pictures I have from that set, then.

*walks away, whistling*

[pythia]

*cries*

[naamah_darling]

You want them, I should make you write a frickin' haiku about how hot he is, but even I can't remember the formula.

Dirty limericks, maybe.

. . .

Ah, just yanking your leash. I'll post 'em later. ;)

I gotta resize them. They're HUGE.