Holy Hotpants, Batman, It's The Fangirl Armada!

[naamah_darling]

Okay. Okay. You all remember this little obsessive episode involving a certain Welsh actor, which almost killed me.

It's not getting better, and now that I find out Ioan's been passed over for the role of Bond, I find myself wanting to soothe him with wanton sex a nice fan letter

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[pythia]

*whimperdrool*
That was truly cruel.
Those last two pics...well...I'm going to go and dissolve into a pool of desire. Or something.

[naamah_darling]

I just won't mention the other pictures I have from that set, then.

*walks away, whistling*

[pythia]

*cries*

[naamah_darling]

You want them, I should make you write a frickin' haiku about how hot he is, but even I can't remember the formula.

Dirty limericks, maybe.

. . .

Ah, just yanking your leash. I'll post 'em later. ;)

I gotta resize them. They're HUGE.

[pythia]

"HUGE."

...

Hmm...fan haiku...

[naamah_darling]

Dear Ioan:

Good -- no one's looking.
It's springtime in my knickers.
It's all your dumb fault.

Heh.

Throw me to the floor,
Punish my ass with your palm.
Make me call you "Sir."

Hmm. Lacked the seasonal element. A bit intense.

Limericks would be way easier. But, then, I suck at haiku.

I suck at haiku,
But I just have to point out
That your ass is mine.

[pythia]

Drooling, I need you
tied to my bed with knickers
you know you want it

Soaking wet panties
all because of you, my dear
are you happy now?

[naamah_darling]

AHAHAAA!!!

I love it!

[pythia]

I feel creepy and stalkerish, now.

...I like it.

[naamah_darling]

Being creepy like this could easily become a hobby for me.

[pythia]

It's not a hobby, it's a lifestyle choice.