I never thought I'd be one to hide in work, but the pleasant normalcy of being back at work cannot be overstated.

[private to Charon]

Thanks for earlier. Sorry that I was totally insane. Coffee sometime, if I haven't completely scared you off?

[private to Charon]

If you get the chance, do you think you could come over? Hopefully things aren't as bad for you as they are for me right now.

( I'm on my way. )

This weather is bullshit. I had to call out of work, and I hate doing that. Even more annoying, I had to get one of my neighbors to watch Hnf, and I just know that might make the woman think I'm friendly or something equally stupid.

Damnit.

There's something really funny about seeing someone jump when you talk to them and they're not paying attention. I got such a good laugh out of doing that earlier that I was even nice enough to replace the guys' coffee. Then I felt a little strange, probably because I'm not used to people thanking me.

Hn.

I expected more from that hurricane.

Some woman told me I smell funny today. I work with dead bodies, that I have a bit of an odor about me should surprise nobody. I told her that her son died trying to blow himself and she's a bitch, so she's got no room to talk. She tried to slap me, and seemed shocked when I caught her hand ( Read more... )

Perhaps some may know me, I have not seen many of you in centuries. I hope to see familiar faces once more though.

My children, I have learned that some of you may frequent this place as well. I would like very much to see you all once more.

Some people need to learn that if you're trying to be a smart-ass you have to be smart, otherwise you're just an ass.

Apparently it's my feast day.

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that.