★ thirteenth laugh ★ [doppelgänger]

[bestmed]

I feel sorry for any of you who don't look in the mirror in the morning and think "that is one hot bitch looking back at me". I really do. How else would I get through my day? Catch a glimpse of myself and the day is fucking made.

It's too bad you can't all be as attractive as me. Too bad? No, it's just fair.

Comments

[doppelgänger]

[emergedtragedy]

I'm sure the mirror breaks whenever you look at it.

[doppelgänger]

[bestmed]

Shatters to pieces. ♥

[doppelgänger]

[emergedtragedy]

I think you need to wear your mask more often. Those laugh lines add twenty years.

[ doppelgänger ]

[bestmed]

... I DON'T WANT LAUGH LINES. I should buy a mask, shouldn't I? Halloween is coming up.