★ thirteenth laugh ★ [doppelgänger]
I feel sorry for any of you who don't look in the mirror in the morning and think "that is one hot bitch looking back at me". I really do. How else would I get through my day? Catch a glimpse of myself and the day is fucking made.
It's too bad you can't all be as attractive as me. Too bad? No, it's just fair.