Honesty

[requitedly]

Average, adequate college student. Average, adequate employee.

Second-place god. Second-place son.

...there is nothing I am number one at, is there? Damn, that sucks hard. Aw well, guess I should shore up on the perks of mediocrity now while I've still got my baby-faced boyish charms.

"Honesty didn't get me anywhere

Comments

[arrogantplant]

You are a man who needs to either get desperately drunk or harshly slapped, possibly both!

[requitedly]

Probably both, just to get the message across. And are you a magical little beer-dispensing pimp-slapping fairy come to take me away?

[arrogantplant]

Oh my God, I should wear wings next time I go out!

And I can't dispense it, but I can get it. And I could probably try some slapping too!

[requitedly]

Wings are the best fashion accessory ever when you're with an Erote.

Sounds like these are skills I should see in action. To test.

[Filter: Anthony]

[emergedtragedy]

I don't know what kind of god you are- and I'm a little afraid of giving in to the idea that we're all gods or reincarnations- but I think you were brilliant during that week from hell. You took initiative and was fearless. Don't push yourself down.

I'd put you in a play any day.

[Filter: Melody]

[requitedly]

I'm a tiny little god in a great big sea of gods, swimming upstream, and why not give in? Live a little while you can, since we never know when we might die. And thank you. I felt brilliant until I died. Then I felt nothing.

That's something to aspire to.

[Filter: Anthony]

[emergedtragedy]

Well according to some I'm supposedly a Muse so if that's true I don't even have the opportunity to consider myself a god. Your death happened because you cared enough to check on someone else, that's something.

[Filter: Melody]

[requitedly]

According to Ares, Eros, and a fair few others I'm Anteros, and since Zeus lets me call him grandpa I'm inclined to believe it. I was checking on the already dead god of Death, Thanatos. He would have slapped me.

[morefool]

ARE YOU DOING THIS TO UPSET ME? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?

YOU'RE MY NUMBER ONE BROTHER AND IF THAT COUNTS FOR NOTHING THEN FINE.

[requitedly]

NO! DON'T BE UPSET BROTHER! I'LL DO ANYTHING TO KEEP YOU HAPPY!

IT COUNTS FOR EVERYTHING! YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING!

[morefool]

FINE THEN.

COME PLAY POOL WITH ME TILL THIS TRUTH SHIT IS OVER.

[requitedly]

ALRIGHT!

I'M REALLY GOOD AT POOL, I HUSTLED PEOPLE BACK HOME, BUT I'LL LET YOU WIN.