[The PCD turns on and is focused on...a cow's hoof. Hey it's a very dainty cow hoof, dressed in the latest fashion of mud. As the feed continues it's fairly obvious that the PCD is on the floor outside and after a moment a tiny foot comes into few. The voice that comes from above is of a young boy]"Nice Pinky, pretty Pinky. ...Kinda smelly Pinky
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It's not like the movie Big.
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AHHHHH!
[he drops the PCD and then there's a scramble as he picks it back up]
Don't do that! --Wait HOW are you doing that?!
[lol child from the early 90s, there is no internet yet]
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There's no such THING as magic!
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I--I--
I'm Christopher.
You can really hear me? I thought it was tape recording honest!
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I can really hear you, Christopher.
Did you need help?
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Yes. I'd like to report a kidnapping. Except they kinda suck, they didn't even lock me in.
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[Check it out, little boy. It's a girl. The most boyish girl you will ever meet.]
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W-why not? She's big and boring and she doesn't do anything else but eat grass.
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Or I could get a carrot and tie a string on it and tie that to a pole. It would be fun, way more fun than being stuck inside all day. This place is boring.
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[ So not commenting on being called mean, nope. ]
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[Glance off to the side, then back at the PCD, as if making sure no one would hear. He's a ninja child. He's not supposed to want to do silly things]
I wanna ride too...
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A baby?
Her name is Pinky and you can't ride you're too little.
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...Big enough.
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