[The PCD turns on and is focused on...a cow's hoof. Hey it's a very dainty cow hoof, dressed in the latest fashion of mud. As the feed continues it's fairly obvious that the PCD is on the floor outside and after a moment a tiny foot comes into few. The voice that comes from above is of a young boy]"Nice Pinky, pretty Pinky. ...Kinda smelly Pinky
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[Check it out, little boy. It's a girl. The most boyish girl you will ever meet.]
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W-why not? She's big and boring and she doesn't do anything else but eat grass.
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Or I could get a carrot and tie a string on it and tie that to a pole. It would be fun, way more fun than being stuck inside all day. This place is boring.
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Hey, what's your name?
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Killua.
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Killua? That's a weird name. I'm Christopher. Were you an adult before? Bennett and Claire said I was an adult and I kinda don't believe them but I don't have any clothes and I don't remember coming here and there's things they know about me that strangers shouldn't know. And I don't think kidnappers go making up stories THAT fancy. Oh and there's a bunch of people down the road that were screaming earlier.
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I've had plenty of different kinds of chips, but I don't know those.
People scream a lot around here. Don't bother unless they keep screaming.
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They're good.
...Cool.
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'Cept when a cow eats them.
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Right. Stupid cow.
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My center of gravity. [A pause. Right, use smaller words.] When I kick, it's hard not to fall down.
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[Genius child has to think about this for a sec]
OH! Cause you have boobies now!
[Cracking the fuck up now. Eight year olds. Are so much fun. Honest. ]
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