05: Trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering (accidental video)

May 23, 2010 18:22

[The PCD turns on and is focused on...a cow's hoof. Hey it's a very dainty cow hoof, dressed in the latest fashion of mud. As the feed continues it's fairly obvious that the PCD is on the floor outside and after a moment a tiny foot comes into few. The voice that comes from above is of a young boy]"Nice Pinky, pretty Pinky. ...Kinda smelly Pinky ( Read more... )

stop eating sugar topher, privileged brat, status: affected, what is this?, omg chibi insanity, pinky the cow, event = age down, adhd is a bitch ain't it

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[video] kill_joo_ded May 24 2010, 02:46:59 UTC
Why would you wanna ride it?

[Check it out, little boy. It's a girl. The most boyish girl you will ever meet.]

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[video] mytechendsworld May 24 2010, 03:07:18 UTC
[Oh ew another girl. Er boyish-girl.]

W-why not? She's big and boring and she doesn't do anything else but eat grass.

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[video] kill_joo_ded May 24 2010, 03:32:39 UTC
Yeah, so what makes you think it'd move if you tried to ride it?

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[video] mytechendsworld May 24 2010, 03:41:29 UTC
I dunno, I've ridden a horse before. You kick them to make them go!

Or I could get a carrot and tie a string on it and tie that to a pole. It would be fun, way more fun than being stuck inside all day. This place is boring.

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[video] kill_joo_ded May 24 2010, 03:48:30 UTC
They eat carrots?

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[video] mytechendsworld May 24 2010, 03:50:52 UTC
I dunno she ate my doritos.

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[video] kill_joo_ded May 24 2010, 04:08:25 UTC
So why not just use doritos?

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[video] mytechendsworld May 24 2010, 04:09:56 UTC
I'm not wasting chips on a stupid cow!

Hey, what's your name?

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[video] kill_joo_ded May 24 2010, 04:24:02 UTC
If you were feeding them to it anyway, they can't be that great.

Killua.

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[video] mytechendsworld May 24 2010, 04:30:05 UTC
No Doritos are the best! You've never had one before?

Killua? That's a weird name. I'm Christopher. Were you an adult before? Bennett and Claire said I was an adult and I kinda don't believe them but I don't have any clothes and I don't remember coming here and there's things they know about me that strangers shouldn't know. And I don't think kidnappers go making up stories THAT fancy. Oh and there's a bunch of people down the road that were screaming earlier.

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[video] kill_joo_ded May 24 2010, 05:23:23 UTC
I was a boy.

I've had plenty of different kinds of chips, but I don't know those.

People scream a lot around here. Don't bother unless they keep screaming.

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[video] mytechendsworld May 24 2010, 05:31:27 UTC
You turned into a girl?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! That's so cool. What's it like being a girl?

They're good.

...Cool.

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[video] kill_joo_ded May 24 2010, 08:47:02 UTC
It's not cool. It's the opposite! It's annoying and stupid. And now my center of gravity's off.

'Cept when a cow eats them.

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child and his 90s slang mytechendsworld May 24 2010, 16:08:59 UTC
It's dope! Think of all the pranks you can pull! Nobody suspects a little girl to do anything bad! Your what?

Right. Stupid cow.

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Oh, the misconceptions that could bring. kill_joo_ded May 24 2010, 18:50:26 UTC
[Ignoring the mention of drugs. This kid made no sense.] ...Hadn't really thought of that. You think anyone would fall for it?

My center of gravity. [A pause. Right, use smaller words.] When I kick, it's hard not to fall down.

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like he has any concept of drugs at this age heheheh mytechendsworld May 24 2010, 21:45:44 UTC
People are stupid.

[Genius child has to think about this for a sec]

OH! Cause you have boobies now!

[Cracking the fuck up now. Eight year olds. Are so much fun. Honest. ]

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