05: Trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering (accidental video)
[The PCD turns on and is focused on...a cow's hoof. Hey it's a very dainty cow hoof, dressed in the latest fashion of mud. As the feed continues it's fairly obvious that the PCD is on the floor outside and after a moment a tiny foot comes into few. The voice that comes from above is of a young boy]
"Nice Pinky, pretty Pinky. ...Kinda smelly Pinky. I wonder why Bennett said you were mine? I've never been to a farm before. Mom would have a fit if she saw me touching a real cow, let alone a freaky Strawberry cow!
[The foot shifts and suddenly the screen goes black for a moment as the inevitable happens--Topher steps on the PCD]
"OWWWWW!"
[The screen goes fuzzy for a moment until suddenly there's a tear filled blue eye staring at everyone.]
"That hurt! ...Hey is this thinger on?"
[The screen gets shaken up and down as somebody decides to shake the PCD like a rattle. After a moment, it's pulled away to reveal a messy looking blond child, approximately eight years old, dressed in nothing but an adult man's t-shirt.
After a moment of careful contemplation, Topher makes a series of funny faces at the camera.]
"I think it's a camcorder, there's a red light and a lens....HI MOM I'M ON TV! RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR! With my co-star, Ms. Pinky the Berry Cow!
Hi Mom, I hope you miss me because I dunno where I am but I'm not in Westwood anymore and there's a whole bunch of junkfood here and a pink cow and a creepy lady with scars all over her face that says I'm really an adult so it's like the movie Big, with Tom Hanks, remember that movie? When Tom Hanks plays on the giant piano at FAO Schwarz? Oh I guess you never saw it, I saw it with Juanita. Or was it Rosa? Anyways it's real!! I'm Tom Hanks get it? Oh and there's a girl my age here but she's kinda mean so I think I'm gonna go find some other people.
...Hey maybe I can ride the cow!"
"Nice Pinky, pretty Pinky. ...Kinda smelly Pinky. I wonder why Bennett said you were mine? I've never been to a farm before. Mom would have a fit if she saw me touching a real cow, let alone a freaky Strawberry cow!
[The foot shifts and suddenly the screen goes black for a moment as the inevitable happens--Topher steps on the PCD]
"OWWWWW!"
[The screen goes fuzzy for a moment until suddenly there's a tear filled blue eye staring at everyone.]
"That hurt! ...Hey is this thinger on?"
[The screen gets shaken up and down as somebody decides to shake the PCD like a rattle. After a moment, it's pulled away to reveal a messy looking blond child, approximately eight years old, dressed in nothing but an adult man's t-shirt.
After a moment of careful contemplation, Topher makes a series of funny faces at the camera.]
"I think it's a camcorder, there's a red light and a lens....HI MOM I'M ON TV! RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR! With my co-star, Ms. Pinky the Berry Cow!
Hi Mom, I hope you miss me because I dunno where I am but I'm not in Westwood anymore and there's a whole bunch of junkfood here and a pink cow and a creepy lady with scars all over her face that says I'm really an adult so it's like the movie Big, with Tom Hanks, remember that movie? When Tom Hanks plays on the giant piano at FAO Schwarz? Oh I guess you never saw it, I saw it with Juanita. Or was it Rosa? Anyways it's real!! I'm Tom Hanks get it? Oh and there's a girl my age here but she's kinda mean so I think I'm gonna go find some other people.
...Hey maybe I can ride the cow!"