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Happy Pluto Day+17, (I thought I set a reminder. I was wrong)
Take a moment to cast a sorrowful gaze heavenwards as we, once again, contemplate the great loss to our civilization that is the mistaken classification of Pluto as a planet.

Today I would like you to consider a far of race of super hot nymphomaniac aliens finding the Pioneer deep-space ( Read more... )

Death by Stereo! O.D. (allegedly)

RIP Corey Haim, and to think the last thing I saw you in was Crank 2.
so sad.

Dear Jamie, Ken et al the rest of you doubting Thomases;
YOU DO GET SLAPPED BY THE BISHOP AS PART OF YOUR HOLY CONFIRMATION! HA!
check it out here third paragraph.
I WIN
and you said I was abused.

Also:

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you guys should pay more attention to what I say not all of it's CRAZY ( Read more... )

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One of my many New Year’s Resolutions Which I Swore Not To Disclose For Fear Of Public Failure was to learn to touch type. You might think since I got my first e-mail account in 1999 that I would have gotten this down by now but no, I still type with two fingers on each hand while hunched over, staring at the keyboard. But  I have been spurred into ( Read more... )

Also a pub with a fire and a big fluffy dog


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I met The Mother in town last night for coffee, she’d come in on a project to photograph strangers' faces. The strangers had mixed feelings about this. Before I met her on the corner of Georges Street I could see her from a mile off. It was easy to spot the disturbance in the flow of pedestrians as she bumped into, smiled at and then step into the ( Read more... )

Tonight, my gaff: Cakes Of Pan MMX! I’ve just downloaded Crank 2 and it's going to be amazing! But, wait there's more,  most importantly of all
I HAVE A LENTEN RESOLUTION!
Unlike last year’s veganism, which started out difficult, sauntered into hard and ended in a galloping finish towards all out depression, this year I’m going to do something that ( Read more... )