I watched 'Drag Me To Hell' on Sunday
I have slept exactly 40 minutes, between screaming nightmares, since.
I have serious, serious issues with Goats.
Fuck sake.


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I’ve been in hibernation, well that’s my excuse anyway. That and Facebook updates are so much easier to write, especially when I’m drunk. Also, as it turns out, quite easy for my boss to see (privacy options my hole) so I’m back here to scrawl on the back-left-foot that is livejournal of the giant-elephant-full-of-tubes that is the internet. (that ( Read more... )

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Tomorrow I fly to Crete with half the be-tracksuited ne’er do wells of Ireland. I’m going on a package holiday. The first I've ever booked.  I realise this would make pretty much anyone who knows me wrinkle their nose and spit but I had reasons. Not great ones but reasons nonetheless. 1) over the past few months work basically stuck some feathers ( Read more... )

there must be something about my face that says to doctors, y'know what? this is a dude who'll appreciate a band-aid covered in cute elephants holding lollipops.


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This weekend I have received calls at various ungodly hours all along the lines of "NOW I'M AT FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE....LISTEN" followed by five minutes of noise. This is my mother, she is at Electric Picnic.
I mostly spent the weekend in pyjamas wrestling middle aged men.
it's JUST LIKE Freaky Friday.

I’ve decided to learn to bake. Two reasons why: a) through sheer bravado and brouhaha I seem to have talked myself into an Intercontinental Bake Off with nerdjunkie . Then I saw photos of her crazy cake skills and, frankly, I’m scared. b) the_jen has taken over the cooking this week and I need to be in charge of something!

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