Comments | mylord: A Study in Damage Control, Picking Up The Pieces, and Problem-Solving.

mylord

A Study in Damage Control, Picking Up The Pieces, and Problem-Solving.

Jan 09, 2010 19:17

( Recent Pardon List, cut to hide it from his Majesty, the Queen of Hearts. Out of sight, out of mind, after all. )

note, anything the queen requires, the king of hearts, wonderland plot, yes yes..., this is very difficult to prepare..., ic, always so busy..., he really likes cats all right, busy busy..., croquet hoop, unaffected as usual

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[Voice] broughthimback January 10 2010, 00:24:28 UTC

Lost his head, did he?

1/? mylord January 10 2010, 00:33:01 UTC

Ah, yes. I suppose you could s-

mylord January 10 2010, 00:33:20 UTC

mylord January 10 2010, 00:33:37 UTC

So cute...

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growinmushrooms January 10 2010, 01:27:05 UTC

Ah, thank you very much! Please compliment His majesty on His commitment to Justice....

Or...

... or don't! Whichever seems the better course of action!

littlelostwolf January 10 2010, 03:14:26 UTC

Are... people really getting beheaded?

please hide me, I don't want my head chopped off

mylord January 10 2010, 15:45:32 UTC

Yes, although in truth it is only some of them.

Please be strong. Weakness is... ah... an offense that is punishable in a fashion deemed appropriate by His Majesty, the Queen.

littlelostwolf January 11 2010, 04:04:45 UTC

Ah, well... ok.

I can be strong! Especially if it is to save my head

just_a_commoner January 10 2010, 08:52:51 UTC

Are so many beheadings really necessary? I mean, with so many subjects gone, who will be left to rule over, I wonder? Very curious indeed. But the butler remains his majesty's good graces, I hope?

mylord January 10 2010, 15:53:04 UTC

I agree they are dreadfully frequent, but who am I to question His Majesty's desires? I am only a butler, eleven croquet hoops, and a stand-in for the King.

I have pardoned most guilty parties, so the Queen will have more than enough subjects to sentence for me to pardon again.

But to answer your last question -- that is correct.

mylord January 10 2010, 15:53:38 UTC

In truth, he is not very different from normal. In the end, it is still busy work.

Although this is the first time in my existence I have ever had to be several croquet hoops.

just_a_commoner January 10 2010, 19:22:49 UTC

Here's to hoping that the croquet hoops will be better-behaved in the future, then. And best of luck to you as well. It would be sad if you had to lose your head as well.

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