Every year I (dis)grace TLAPD with a bit of nonsense and this year is no exception. Usual suspects (whom I don't own - shame that), usual drivel.

"If I were a privateer I'd run my ship to His Majesty's Navy rules."

"What's brought on these notions?" Horatio rolled his eyes. "And they'd never be so daft as to trust you with a letter of marque."
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We're remixing fic like made over at hornblowerremix. My (very silly) offering can be found here: A World Exclusive.

Inspired by, and to be sung to the tune of, Victoria Wood's "Ballad of Barry and Frieda".

For anteros_lmc because she had a hard day yesterday.
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Inspired by a chance remark made by nodbear during my Advent series of postings.

This is my body, lying in the darkness and the darkness of the seizure snatches it, taking over my physical shell, sending my soul elsewhere while it shakes and twists me.“And the light shineth in the darkness and the darkness comprehended it not ( Read more... )

And why is it when I have important stuff to do I stall on that, yet these keep springing to mind ( Read more... )

A middy out walking one day
Was offered a romp in the hay
He might have said “Aye”
If asked by a guy
But a girlie? Ew. No. Run away!

When your captain makes you take the prize,
To a home port as fast as she flies,
Just argue and say
“It’s not my turn today,
Send Simpson” and hope that he dies.

Sadly, there are more of these to come.

From prompts by nodbearAll limerick prompts gratefully received, believe it or not ( Read more... )

I thank Madamoiselle nodbear for the inspirational first lines ( Read more... )

nodbear made me do it. She said she'd make Saracens sign Brian O'Driscoll if I didn't. She suggested 'when out in the gig' and I got got confused between land gigs and sea gigs and did both ( Read more... )

My second offering for the Seven Deadly Sins Challenge, 'Soft tack and a Softer Bed', can be found here.