Limericks as per request
nodbear made me do it. She said she'd make Saracens sign Brian O'Driscoll if I didn't. She suggested 'when out in the gig' and I got got confused between land gigs and sea gigs and did both.
Horatio, when out in the gig
Swerved to avoid a fat pig
“Bugger this pannage,
I’ll never quite manage
To do this and not lose my wig.”
Horatio, when out in the gig
Encountered waves stunningly big
Archie turned green
Said something obscene
And Pellew was sick in his wig.
PS I'm not explaining pannage. Look it up.
Horatio, when out in the gig
Swerved to avoid a fat pig
“Bugger this pannage,
I’ll never quite manage
To do this and not lose my wig.”
Horatio, when out in the gig
Encountered waves stunningly big
Archie turned green
Said something obscene
And Pellew was sick in his wig.
PS I'm not explaining pannage. Look it up.