*snicker* Oh, Jack Sparrow, you do indeed get wittier the higher quality the rum. And Archie drunk is enough to tempt a saint, let alone Sparrow--however did he keep his hands off?
...and people reading a fanzine need to be warned about slash? *blinks incredulously*
I don't write Jack Sparrow often, but he's an absolute pleasure when he appears on my page. For me I mean.
That warning did amuse me - I'd be happy for my daughters to read this. I mean, there's no more innuendo than in the 1968 edition of Round the Horne I listened to today and that was 'family listening'!
I know I've been so remiss in feedback, but just happened to have a mo to look at this. Hilarious!! I can *see* and *hear* Jack Sparrow. The dialogue, both internal and spoken, is brilliant.
Lines that made me snigger or laugh outright:
Jack had discovered the punch. And the champagne. And the gin.
a glorious creature in cherry coloured silk whom he had fallen head over heels in love with and demanded that she dance with him. Only the wonderful scarlet vision had doggedly refused to take the floor on the principle that, firstly, he was actually a papal legate ROTFLMAO
fully equipped in the orlop decks You come up with new ones every time!
I am at present sorely lacking in the boatty substances
Anyway he could not in all honesty back up Kennedy’s claims, as the pirate code actually made the kissing of French trollops almost de rigeur. *snort*
He could see the ceiling straight ahead, therefore he was on the floor. He was on the floor, therefore he had fallen down. He had fallen down while sitting, therefore he’d probably been
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###I know I've been so remiss in feedback, but just happened to have a mo to look at this. Hilarious!! I can *see* and *hear* Jack Sparrow. The dialogue, both internal and spoken, is brilliant
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I always figured that Mariette kissed Horatio and not the other way around and thus Archie would forgive him. I guess it took a little more than I thought.
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...and people reading a fanzine need to be warned about slash? *blinks incredulously*
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That warning did amuse me - I'd be happy for my daughters to read this. I mean, there's no more innuendo than in the 1968 edition of Round the Horne I listened to today and that was 'family listening'!
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And then be forced to play Twister.
Nothing says 'dignity' like drunk Twister.
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I can't write Norrington at all.
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Lines that made me snigger or laugh outright:
Jack had discovered the punch. And the champagne. And the gin.
a glorious creature in cherry coloured silk whom he had fallen head over heels in love with and demanded that she dance with him. Only the wonderful scarlet vision had doggedly refused to take the floor on the principle that, firstly, he was actually a papal legate
ROTFLMAO
fully equipped in the orlop decks
You come up with new ones every time!
I am at present sorely lacking in the boatty substances
Anyway he could not in all honesty back up Kennedy’s claims, as the pirate code actually made the kissing of French trollops almost de rigeur.
*snort*
He could see the ceiling straight ahead, therefore he was on the floor. He was on the floor, therefore he had fallen down. He had fallen down while sitting, therefore he’d probably been ( ... )
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Mercy buckup!
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I always figured that Mariette kissed Horatio and not the other way around and thus Archie would forgive him. I guess it took a little more than I thought.
Thanks for the smiles.
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My pleasure to raise a laugh.
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