This is hilarious! The warning is also amusing, because the only danger for me was laughing out loud while I was supposed to be talking to my sister on the phone (which really only involves 'mm-hmm'ing while she natters on). I would quote all the lines that made me laugh, but that would be the whole story. And the ending is very sweet. =)
*giggles* Brilliant! Loved it all, especially this bit:
“He may be drunk, but you’re a pompous ass,” Sparrow could not stop himself speaking this time, “and in the morning, Mr Kennedy will be sober.”
As he came round, Jack Sparrow cursed himself for letting this high quality rum let him become quite so epigrammatic. At least it had also increased, or so it seemed, his powers of logical reasoning. He could see the ceiling straight ahead, therefore he was on the floor. He was on the floor, therefore he had fallen down. He had fallen down while sitting, therefore he’d probably been knocked out. His jaw hurt therefore he’d probably been punched on it. Hornblower was nursing his hand, therefore he’d been the one to do the punching. It was the sort of logic that would have taxed even Euclid.
There's no fooling Jack Sparrow is there - brilliant deducting *giggles more*
Awww that's brilliant! How I love the idea of Horatio weighing Captain Jack's relative firepower. *snigger* And as for Archie "heading down stream with a pirate", my dear, what a delicious idea! Horatio is indeed a disgraceful hound, he doesn't deserve Mr Kennedy at all.
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Thanks!
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I would quote all the lines that made me laugh, but that would be the whole story. And the ending is very sweet. =)
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Thank you many times over. Jack sparrow is fun to write, as long as one only has to do it occasionally.
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“He may be drunk, but you’re a pompous ass,” Sparrow could not stop himself speaking this time, “and in the morning, Mr Kennedy will be sober.”
As he came round, Jack Sparrow cursed himself for letting this high quality rum let him become quite so epigrammatic. At least it had also increased, or so it seemed, his powers of logical reasoning. He could see the ceiling straight ahead, therefore he was on the floor. He was on the floor, therefore he had fallen down. He had fallen down while sitting, therefore he’d probably been knocked out. His jaw hurt therefore he’d probably been punched on it. Hornblower was nursing his hand, therefore he’d been the one to do the punching. It was the sort of logic that would have taxed even Euclid.
There's no fooling Jack Sparrow is there - brilliant deducting *giggles more*
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Thank you.
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Great story, quite touching at the end even through being so very amusing.
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*hugs*
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Archie is wasted on Horatio. He should come around here...
Cheers
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