If I have something that needs to be written I'll write it down.
Farewell.

Does anyone have a prom dress I could borrow?

Dear Captain Buckwood-

Your message was very funny.  Oh how I do enjoy the stupidity of little boys.  In fact considering I'm not the former I've decided to simply disregard it.  I have a fondness for this approach because i'm lazy and this response requires the least expenditure of effort. It also carries with it the extra bonus of really ( Read more... )

"You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing."

ahh...Boondock Saints...how i love thee.

As you were, I was. As I am, you will be - Hunter S. Thompson
Please don't go 360

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over - Hunter S. Thompson RIP

I'm Engaged Bitches!

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Silence is the true friend that never betrays.

Do you ever get one of those days where you are lost so deep in thought you just sit quiet and wonder
Why life is such a bitch