FUCK OFF
Dear Captain Buckwood-
Your message was very funny. Oh how I do enjoy the stupidity of little boys. In fact considering I'm not the former I've decided to simply disregard it. I have a fondness for this approach because i'm lazy and this response requires the least expenditure of effort. It also carries with it the extra bonus of really pissing off the moron that approached me in the first place. With the exception of the fact that it does not produce the instantaneous feeling of smug satisfaction and is not quite visually spectacular, I don't have to waste my time with little boys who leave me juvenille messages. Furthermore, ones who don't even have the balls to not block their phone numbers. Please do me a favor, if I've done something to upset you in the past GET OVER IT and go fuck yourself. Thank you.