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[my_collapse]

My friend: My boyfriend broke up with me. (in tears!)
Me: Wanna go get shit-tanked in an abandon building?
My friend: Yes.
Me: Let's go.
My friend: Now!?
Me: Right now. Put a coat on it's nippley outside.

I am such a good friend.
I got her so trashed and she totally forgot about him.

Listen to me girls.
STOP letting pathetic little boys tap

Comments

[criticaldamage]

THANKYOU.
Thats why I split up with my boyfriend.
I'm only 17. I haven't been single for 4 years.
Wtf at that.
I need time for ME.

[jackofhearts]

No guy within the age of 18 and 25 is ready for a serious commitment, and if you tie yourself down with one you're only setting yourself up to get hurt.

A bit to inclusive, "no guy" is a bit extreme, I'd agree with "most guys".

That said back in the dark ages of arranged marriages this is one reason young women were paired with older men.

[tonyceratops]

honestly, whats the ratio of people who get married to someone they dated as a teenager.

fucking gayyy.

[beerandbikes]

psh clearly all the girls i dated when i was a teenager until now i am currently married to, duh.

[her_gypsy_eyes]

I definitly like you.