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My friend: My boyfriend broke up with me. (in tears!)
Me: Wanna go get shit-tanked in an abandon building?
My friend: Yes.
Me: Let's go.
My friend: Now!?
Me: Right now. Put a coat on it's nippley outside.
I am such a good friend.
I got her so trashed and she totally forgot about him.
Listen to me girls.
STOP letting pathetic little boys tap into your emotions like that.
It is so not good for your ego OR your health.
I hear it can give you cancer, true story.
Use men for their money and their sex.
And if they're broke and they aren't a good lay toss them like a salad, because seriously, if they don't have money and good sex they're only good for being a "good person." And if they're a good person you're gunna get attached.
And if you get attached, you get weak.
You start strong and turn weak.
So just like, stay away from them.
Call me a floozy but my morals rock.
I'm concerned about me and my friends and that's it.
But mostly me.
I need to be concerned about myself the most if I'm ever gunna get anywhere in life.
And being in a relationship, feeling attached to someone... it's only gunna hold you back, get you knocked up and soon you'll be filling out Welfare applications and wondering why your husband-to-be is never home.
You are all TOO YOUNG for this fucking relationship nonsense.
LIVE A LITTLE!
For the love of God, I see way too many of my friends get hurt over guys.
And bust out in TEARS because their boyfriend broke up with them.
Yeah okay let's see.
I fell in love with a heroin addict who knocked me up, gave me $500 to abort the pregnancy, left me and hasn't called me once since then to even say Hi, proving that he doesn't give a SHIT about me and I have no idea where he is and I'll probably never see him again and you know what? I haven't shed one tear.
I know what hurt is, and the fun you have with the guy in actuality is so not worth the hurt you'll feel when he's gone.
So my advice is don't put yourself in those predicaments at all.
No guy within the age of 18 and 25 is ready for a serious commitment, and if you tie yourself down with one you're only setting yourself up to get hurt.
Fuck you.
Get over it.
And stop fucking crying you little wimps.