My friend: My boyfriend broke up with me. (in tears!)
Me: Wanna go get shit-tanked in an abandon building?
My friend: Yes.
Me: Let's go.
My friend: Now!?
Me: Right now. Put a coat on it's nippley outside.
I am such a good friend.
I got her so trashed and she totally forgot about him.
Listen to me girls.
STOP letting pathetic little boys tap
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