Looks like you'll have to log in to see what's on my mind from now on. Good luck.

What the hell is going on with my layout?

It smells suspiciously of cornbread in here. I aim to find out why.

I don't want to, but I need to take my medication. Damnation.

I'm back? Well, not really, I suppose. I've found that I enjoy sharing my personal thoughts less and less with the public, and even friends. No offense, guys, but I hate people thinking they know who I am. Why? Because I don't make any goddamn sense anyway. And yet, I still get assumptions thrown at me as though I were the most readable person in ( Read more... )

It's been years. Hello again, LiveJournal. Don't fuck up like JournalSpace did.

That is all.

I think I may throw up now, and for many a fine reason. My physical being is falling apart. Ooop, there goes my small intestine... drat.

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 56% Stability |||||||||||||| 53% Orderliness |||||||||| 36% Accommodation |||||||||| 36% Interdependence |||||||||| 36% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63% Mystical |||||||||| 36% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63% Religious |||||| 23% Hedonism |||||| 30% ( Read more... )

Nothing starts the day better than a dream about hauling your dead grandmother's body around a twisted labrynth of creepy homocidal stalkers and demons as her body quickly disintigrates just to spite your love for her ( Read more... )

I like astro-funk.

And I was really tired when I wrote that last entry. I'd give myself a C- for a redundant use of the same words. Lol.

(Ohhhh yeah, Merry Christmas or something.)

Last night I dreamt of a flood. It had consumed some busy coastline of civilization, of where in particular I know not. My family and I, and many people I did not know, had the slight advantage of being on some sort of sailing vessel large enough for 20 or so people. The swells and waves along this coastline were dangerous... I assume we got sucked ( Read more... )

My house is full of... humans...
I am so not used to this, and I'm pretty sure I don't like it.

On a completely unrelated note, the Onion makes me happy somewhere deep inside.