i ain't no goddamn son of a bitch

[musesfool]

the zombie sensation that's sweeping the nation (or my flist, anyway):

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.1. I think I

Comments

[maveness]

Three really is the hardest. I could have been tempted by Dean or River or even Jayne (his self-preservation instincts are top notch), or heck, Wolverine even. Ooohhh, or Batman if he had the Batmobile handy. (Then again, I don't like zombies, as they're right there with man eating lions for carnivorous things that ick me out, so it's easy to point at the invincible guy that can fly and say "I'll take that one".)

[musesfool]

Yeah, Superman would be good, but he's just not my go-to guy. I did think of Wonder Woman. But yeah, you want someone good with distance weapons, someone who could just blow their heads off, because you don't want to get close enough to have to hack and slash.

[slodwick]

Because my weapon involved a zombie dance party, I picked someone for #3 that I wanted to hang out with, as opposed to a warrior -- I figure even an amateur can take out a disco!zombie.

[musesfool]

Well, if they are disco!zombies, that totally makes sense!

[redbeardjim]

Can't have a driving/road trip tape without "Radar Love".

[musesfool]

Aha! I knew I was forgetting something!

[carla_scribbles]

I cordially beg to differ re. 3. 3 was easy -- I was briefly tempted in the direction of Admiral Cain, who would clearly be a zombie-slaying machine and incredibly hot to boot, but on the whole I think you want someone who's going to be a little more concerned with your safety, not to mention their own.

2, on the other hand, is the killer.

[musesfool]

Hee! Iron Man is a good choice. In the suit, he couldn't become infected, and he could set them all on fire. And yes, take you out for drinks afterwards. Though I can see why you might think of Cain. I gave Starbuck a brief thought, but decided I wanted someone less self-destructive and prone to bugfuckery.

Oddly enough, I had no trouble at all choosing a song, though I normally would.

[carla_scribbles]

I also feel that he'd be incredibly enthusiastic about getting to fight zombies, which would help.

"Zombies? Like -- zombies? Rarr, grarrr, eat your brains -- zombies? Oh, man, that is the coolest thing I've heard all week, hey, Jarvis, you've checked the helmet plating on this thing, right? Yeah? Okay, let's do this -- POTTS! You want anything from the mall? 'Kay. Don't wait up. Zombies. Wow."

[musesfool]

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE THAT!

RIGHT NOW!

IS IT DONE YET!?

HOW ABOUT NOW?

NOW?

[darkluna]

I can't drive any significant distance without "Layla," "Where the Streets Have No Name," and just about all of These Days by Goodness. Here, have some:

Fall Away
The River

[musesfool]

Huh. I have never heard of them. Thanks!

[darkluna]

My pleasure! They're one of those bands I rec to everyone I can think of. :D