'cause:

1. I'd be near a real city.
2. The best sandwich shop in the world is in Princeton. (Seriously, I ate there about 12 years ago, and I still remember that sandwich.)
3. The hyperkinetic bass player of my dreams is single, and that's where he lives.

*sigh*

Mostly for my own reference, as I don't imagine anyone but me is that interested. But putting it up in the public might make me write faster ( Read more... )

Seen at musesfool:

If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?I know I don't post a lot of fic, but I'm curious what people might say, so if something springs to ( Read more... )

( OMG there's a lizard out there! )

Ganked from bethynyc.

( 50 factoids )

I ordered some doujinshi on 4/29, and it's already here. I have never known porn to travel so fast. Seriously, was it entered in some sort of porn semi-circumnavigation race that I just didn't know about?

I blame this journal's recent porn fixation entirely on the fact that Beltane and a full moon happened so close to each other this year.

Where many fanfic writers might work like this:

La la la, I have the idea for teh hot pr0n!
*scribbles madly without a care in the world*

I'm more like:

Ooh! Idea for hot porn!
*scribbles madly*
Hey, wait. I wonder if they have circumcision in Amestris.
*thinks very hard*
I cannot proceed without a satisfactory answer!*stops composing hot porn ( Read more... )

I discovered today a kink for a pairing I'd never really thought about before, and I tried to find the sort of fic I wanted about it, but had no luck. Oh well; you know what they say: if you want filthy quasi-incestuous fic done right, you've gotta do it yourself.

I must say, though, that now that I'm actually sitting at home writing porn, I'd ( Read more... )

Suddenly I have Possibilities ( Read more... )

Here, a meme of my own devising.

( musical 5 x 5 )