PICKUP LINE MEME

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The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme

So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper

Comments

Ludwig | Hetalia

[herz_und_hand]

okay, here I go.

[toutcequibouge]

You look like you have some French in you.

You don't?

Would you like to?

why hello there

[herz_und_hand]

France...?

[ You know very well that he is Germany, what on Earth are you talking about... Oh.

Ahem. ]

Nein.

haven't played this guy in a while. Nice to be back in business~

[toutcequibouge]

So mean, cherie, so mean.

That's your problem, mon ami. Why be such a 'hardass'....when you can be a 'hard-on', onhonhonhon.

[France. What are you doing.]

Wally West/Kid Flash | Young Justice

[itsnotflashboy]

no regrets, just love

[nocapesnotights]

[Reading from a small piece of paper in his hands, voice monotone.] You make my software turn into hardware.

[He looks at Wally expectantly.]

....we can dance until we die

[itsnotflashboy]

[ Oh god is this funny or horrifying... ]

Supey...dude...

...what?

[nocapesnotights]

[He frowns, crumpling the piece of paper.] Robin told me to say this to you for team bonding.

What does it even mean?

[OOC: Ahaha, I couldn't resist? Also, I need more icons on this account.]

Jules de Ferrier ¤ Kaze to Ki no Uta

[dofaye]

Gamzee Makara | Homestuck

[mirac0li]

[m33ow]

:33 < its not my fault i fell in love :((
:33 < you are the one that tripped me

[mirac0li]

ShIt sIsTeR, i'm sO MoThErFuCkInG SoRrY! i dIdN'T MeAn tO TrIp yOu uP Or mOtHeRfUcKiNg wHaTeVeR!

[m33ow]

:33 < are you gonna take respouncebility?

dave strider ♖ homestuck ♖

[br0tastic]

[sn1ff]

YOUR3 SO HOT YOU M3LT TH3 PL4ST1C 1N MY UND3RW34R

[br0tastic]

what

man terezi, was telling me about the vibrator in your panties really necessary.

like was that a thing you really had to share with me. i mean i know i'm hotter than 8 inches of plastic, but really.

[sn1ff]

WH4T
D4V3 WH4T 4R3 YOU 3V3N T4LK1NG 4BOUT >:?
TH3R3S NO V1BR4TOR