PICKUP LINE MEME

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The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme

So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper

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Artemis | Young Justice

[willsassyou]

[itsnotflashboy]

Hey Beaaa-eeer-Aaartemis, [ ahem ] was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth.

[willsassyou]

....what?

[This face. He can't really be serious.]

[itsnotflashboy]

Uh, you know you're...out of this world?

[ You know this isn't working out quite how he imagined. ]

Ashton Anchors \ Star Ocean: The Second Story

[backseat_dragon]

Ryohei Sasagawa | Katekyo Hitman Reborn

[lawnhead]

[kainowakaitora]

SASAGAWA-DONO!!!!!

You look cold...

Want to use me as a blanket?

[lawnhead]

YUKIMURA!

I--

Now that I think about it, I am cold to the extreme! I WOULD EXTREMELY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU SHARED YOUR BLANKET!

[Yeah. He totally misunderstood the line.]

[reddrumsticks]

[Reads off the notecard Yui gave to her.]
Hey Ryohei! I know you like boxing so you'll LOVE my body! It'll fit you like a glove!

....WHAAAAAAT?????

Brittany || GLEE

[lovesagoodmisog]

"Hey, there. I lost my virginity...can I have yours?"

Mystia Lorelei \ Touhou Eiyashou ～ Imperishable Night

[midnight_chorus]