PICKUP LINE MEME

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The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme

So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper

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Wally West/Kid Flash | Young Justice

[itsnotflashboy]

no regrets, just love

[nocapesnotights]

[Reading from a small piece of paper in his hands, voice monotone.] You make my software turn into hardware.

[He looks at Wally expectantly.]

....we can dance until we die

[itsnotflashboy]

[ Oh god is this funny or horrifying... ]

Supey...dude...

...what?

[nocapesnotights]

[He frowns, crumpling the piece of paper.] Robin told me to say this to you for team bonding.

What does it even mean?

[OOC: Ahaha, I couldn't resist? Also, I need more icons on this account.]

[itsnotflashboy]

Of course he did.

It means...huh....

Did those G-Gnome things tell you about the "birds and the bees"?

[ OOC: /o/!!!!! This will be a beautiful thread X-(. Yes more icons. ]

[nocapesnotights]

Yes, they taught me to distinguish most North American bird species, as well as the local bee population.

[He narrows his eyes.] But what does that have to do with anything?

[itsnotflashboy]

Uhhh, nothing. Well, something. Actually...

Ask Rob later, he would be so happy to explain to you.

Anyway, Supey, what you're using is known as the "Pick Up Line." Essential to any guy wanting to score with a girl or whoever else...we don't judge.

[nocapesnotights]

[Dude, do you really think Supey knows colloquialisms? He's looking at you even more confused.] Pick up from what? And why are we trying to score against them?

lamosfgn i spit my coffee out when reading this ide

[itsnotflashboy]

Oh. Right.

When you pick up a chick it means, you know, smooth talk, put the moves on. Pick up lines are just the ice breakers in your arsenal of charm.

Not to mention girls love them.

And we're not scoring against them, we're scoring from them. Best prize? Phone number.

[nocapesnotights]

Phone number? [He pulls out a couple different slips of paper from his pocket, all scrawled with different numbers.] These you mean?

I thought they were code or something...

1/3

[itsnotflashboy]

[ ... ]

Let me see those! [ Grabs some of the papers and... yep phone numbers. ]

2/3

[itsnotflashboy]

THERE HAVE TO BE LIKE TWENTY NUMBERS HERE.

WHEN...HOW...

...DUDE!

3/4; maybe I lied okok

[itsnotflashboy]

[ Okay Wally, think about this. It was probably just some girls who wanted him to help...

...look for their lost kitten or something. Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. All right. It's cool. ]

[ Wally's face has gone from that of EXTREME JEALOUSY CONFUSION to delusion realization. ]

4/4

[itsnotflashboy]

Sorry about that.

Supey, my man, this is pretty good.

For a beginner. Stick with me. I can get you, like, way more game. Game like you would not believe. You'll have to beat all the ladies off with a stick!

...uh, not really though it's a figure of speech.

[nocapesnotights]

[Conner shrugs.] I went to Kaldur and Megan to get supplies the other day and these people kept giving these to me. I was going to give them to Robin to analyze.

I don't really like games though. [Mostly, he doesn't think he could keep up with the games that Wally and Robin play on the big tv. He tried once, but he ended up smashing buttons in too hard.]

that awkward moment when you can't spell analysis

[itsnotflashboy]

Oh, I'd be happy to give them to Rob for you to analyze. I may even do my own analysis. [ Ahem. ]

Well, okay, it's not really a game... more like a personal mission. [ And here Wally thinks that Robin rigged his controller. ]