The problem with being nice to people all the time is this:

When you threaten to feed someone a knuckle sandwich, they really don't find you intimidating. At all.

What possible comeback can you have to 'I really love your penis but you're never touching me with it again'?

Turns out that walking around with a camera in front of my face isn't so cool when I bump into a door and land on my arse.

You don't realise how happy life is until you get itchy in all the wrong places.

There really doesn't seem to be anyone else from our world around except Kanda, it's kind of surreal. The technology is different and the lack of Akuma is, on some level, kind of disconcerting...

At least playing cards seem to be the same here as anywhere else. Anyone fancy a game of something? I need to practice my sleights and "tactics", anyway.

How many years do you get if you commit grievous bodily harm and/or murder by bedpan?

Someone tell me the truth, is it truely that hard to pronounce?

The world is a mess, and I just...need to rule it.

So I'm thinking that maybe finding a base of operations wouldn't be such a bad idea. Living out of motels is getting a little dangerous to my health. I don't think bedspreads are supposed to crunch, right? And the bath keeps making a noise like it's just finished swallowing an entire family of rats.

It's funny how when you're a kid you can't wait to have your next birthday, always looking forward to something. Even when you're older you look forward to birthdays, most people I know celebrated their 21st like the world was going to end. Then sometime birthdays get to be not as exciting, sometimes even cringe worthy. When does this happen? I ( Read more... )