Shouldn't senior year of college be, I don't know, exciting?

Is it possible to have both the best hangover, and the worst?

And I have Kylie Minogue stuck in my head... ergh.

You know Christmas is over when you see a drunken Santa walking down the street with no pants on. I feel like I have lived now.

Don't even think of fucking decorating the exterior side of me, with tinsel and any other crap.
I like the way, I am. Thank you, very much.

He causes about as much trouble as I do. Go figure. Alfred really has his work cut out for him.

I kissed my boss. I've avoided her since.

Everywhere you look there's fucking vampires.

I have a job interview as a dishwasher. My first real job in ages and I need a tie with my suit, only problem is I don’t know what tie would be suitable. I’ve picked a couple I like, which one should I wear?

Choice One.

Choice Two.

Choice Three.

Favorite snacks for movie watching?

I'm a big fan of rice cakes and salsa or a pitted peach stuffed with cottage cheese. If I'm being horrible, a bowl of popcorn with a box of rasinettes mixed in for that salty/sweet combo.

My mother likes to tell people we're related to the Queen of England. We're not. Thank God.