What's men's problem with women that work?

Hey Mohinder? If you've got a second and you're feeling better, there's something I wanna talk to you about.

Just whenever you've got time.

"What would it mean, for example, to invite God to inhabit your lips as you kiss someone? Or to prepare your food as if you were going to offer it to a beloved saint? Or to speak every word as if it were a well-crafted prayer? Ask yourself 20 times a day, what would Buddha (or your greatest hero) do?" Rob Brezsny's Free Will Astronomy, okay??? * ( Read more... )

Never underestimate the underwear section of Wal-Mart.

I have a wardrobe crisis. I have never, ever had a wardrobe crisis.

How do you even handle a wardrobe crisis?!

I got to let my baby go. I'm thinking about giving the Mystery Machine a cremation like Luke did with Vader. This is a sad freaking day.

Never try to undo a lassie's bra when you have cast on your arm. It doesnae work and she gets shitty when you flick her with the bra strap.

Then you dinnae get laid anyway.

Bollocks.

I just had a clinic patient who claimed to be possessed by the devil. I prescribed them holy water.

I still say my horse has bolted.

Uh, Chase, buddy? I kinda need a word.