All right, time to hook this metaphorical monster up to the machine and zap some life into it.

Yes, I haven’t updated in awhile, but it’s not like anybody reads this thing anyway, so I’ve got no one to apologize to.  Among my four posts I’ve generated a whopping two comments, so I’m going to count this post as a new beginning. A clean slate.

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To the cockgobbling thundercunts who wrote my algebra textbook:

DIAF

k thx.

So I'm home early for Thanksgiving  Break. But I'm far from happy. My grandpa died this afternoon. I didn't hear about it until this evening. (My phone was off since I basically have classes all day on Tuesdays) I left my late classes, got dinner, went back to my dorm and found my dad waiting for me. He gave me the bad news, and I just collapsed ( Read more... )

The single worst pick up line I've ever heard:

"Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? 'Cause you're magically delicious!"

My review of 'The Garden: By Elise Aidinoff'

I read this book, and then I immediately regretted it. I've read a lot of tripe that pretends to be deep or revolutionary by playing the 'God is evil and the Fall was a good thing' plot device. But this book should have been crowned the king of such tripe. This book is what tripe aspires to be when it ( Read more... )