are people really this happy? does this feeling actually exist or am i lying to myself? well i hope it's real ( Read more... )

dear diary ( Read more... )

HAVE YOU EVER ....YES/NO ( Read more... )

i am so tight...

Once upon a time there has a young LAWYER named CHRIS. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the BIG forest when he met FURRY JOE, a run-away HAIRDRESSER from the HOT Queen DAWN.

CHRIS could see that FURRY JOE was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his SHINY CURLY FRIES. FURRY JOE was thankful for CHRIS's CURLY FRIES, so he told ( Read more... )

how did i get this?

Which dysfunctional Barbie are you?
Sorority Slut Barbie
You're the Tri Sigma whore that every frat loser knows by name. You love your hot pink tube top and your blonde streaks glow in the blacklight at all the frat parties. Chances are you've been on Girls Gone Wild at least once.

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things are way lame right now. i think i need to move out. im always sick to my stomach... i thought i was sick, but i think there's more to it. anyone need a roomate? i need to get my cosmetology license and get my own place. fucking people. cry me a river... build me a bridge... and get over it. i keep asking myself why i am letting this whole ( Read more... )

so i saw this show about tapeworms and i think i have one. i cant tell if its the show... or actual symptoms. bleh. either way, i named it kenny.

so robin williams came into my work today. i got all nerdy... he lives not to far from me i guess and came in with his son so he could buy a guitar and amp. he got some shitty gear but he paid for it himsellf which is cool. so instead of being lame and asking for a picture, i was lame and just kept getting blurry pics of his back when i would walk ( Read more... )

Your Birthdate: September 2

Your birth on the 2nd day of the month adds a degree of emotion, sensitivity, and intuition to your life ( Read more... )

ninja died today. it was horrible. i cried. he was in so much pain in the end he went crazy. i will never get that image out of my head. i want to throw up.