hahah
i am so tight...
Once upon a time there has a young LAWYER named CHRIS. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the BIG forest when he met FURRY JOE, a run-away HAIRDRESSER from the HOT Queen DAWN.
CHRIS could see that FURRY JOE was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his SHINY CURLY FRIES. FURRY JOE was thankful for CHRIS's CURLY FRIES, so he told CHRIS a very SEXY story about Queen DAWN's daughter ELIA. How her mother, the HOT Queen DAWN, kept her locked away in a LIBRARY protected by a gigantic ELEPHANT, because ELIA was so TIGHT.
CHRIS RAN. He vowed to FURRY JOE the HAIRDRESSER that he would save the TIGHT ELIA. He would SWIM the ELEPHANT, and take ELIA far away from her eveil mother, the HOT Queen DAWN, and BLEED her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a BROWN TORNADO and FURRY JOE the HAIRDRESSER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ELEPHANT from his story. HOT Queen DAWN JUMPED out from behind a KNIFE and struck CHRIS dead. In the far off LIBRARY you could hear a PING.
THE END.
Once upon a time there has a young LAWYER named CHRIS. He was QUICKLY NOTHING in the BIG forest when he met FURRY JOE, a run-away HAIRDRESSER from the HOT Queen DAWN.
CHRIS could see that FURRY JOE was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his SHINY CURLY FRIES. FURRY JOE was thankful for CHRIS's CURLY FRIES, so he told CHRIS a very SEXY story about Queen DAWN's daughter ELIA. How her mother, the HOT Queen DAWN, kept her locked away in a LIBRARY protected by a gigantic ELEPHANT, because ELIA was so TIGHT.
CHRIS RAN. He vowed to FURRY JOE the HAIRDRESSER that he would save the TIGHT ELIA. He would SWIM the ELEPHANT, and take ELIA far away from her eveil mother, the HOT Queen DAWN, and BLEED her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a BROWN TORNADO and FURRY JOE the HAIRDRESSER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ELEPHANT from his story. HOT Queen DAWN JUMPED out from behind a KNIFE and struck CHRIS dead. In the far off LIBRARY you could hear a PING.
THE END.