RAHR! Mud Puppy SMASH!!!

[mudpuppy83]

This is probably old news to most people, but most of you recall my rant about Constance McMillen, the big scary lesbian who politely asked to be able wear a tux and take her girlfriend to prom. Whereupon the school canceled the prom. Because lesbians are terrifying monsters who seek to destroy heterosexual institutions by...um...politely asking to

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[ruby_stevens]

What really got me looking at some of the Facebook pictures of the actual prom was several of girls grinding on each other. So apparently two girls rubbing on each other for benefit of a male audience is perfectly accpetable but two girls who love each other and wish to dance together threatens the very fabric of society, funny that.

[mudpuppy83]

I was actually gonna link to an article I'd read that wondered if such behavior was allowed at the "no lesbians allowed" prom, but I couldn't seem to find it. Of course, I'm not surprised. I mean, come on, everybody knows that girl-on-girl action is totally awesome as long as they're not actually lesbians!

God I hate people.

[primavera]

I agree with this comment.

[professormortis]

Are you serious? I hate this country.

[telstarman]

Just remember this--the internet is made of a century-long memory and ADD that makes a hummingbird on crack look like George Will. For the next fifty years, if anyone thinks about or researches Itawamba County, they'll find the "we hate gays so much we set up a fake prom" story. That's all they're ever going to be known for. Welcome to actual justice for the wicked. Until the robots rise up and destroy civilization, everyone with access to Google will realize that if dogshit got Itawamba County on itself, shit would wipe Itawamba off itself out of disgust.