Oh, for goodness' sake.

[mscontrarymary]

Honestly, can't take S anywhere. Thoroughly embarrassed Darren in front of everyone, which was interesting to watch from the outside, although I think he could have been a little less harsh to the poor man. Not really cross though, I was under no illusions about the lasting power of that relationship

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[cons_detective]

I wonder if you realise how positively dull and uninteresting that man is.

[mscontrarymary]

He was a little staid, wasn't he? His flat was like something out of the Ikea catalogue.

[cons_detective]

Like I said; gay.

[mscontrarymary]

Oh gosh. Aren't you glad he's not on LJ?

[storm_ford]

Okay, fine, but only because you asked. ;)

Shame about Darren. Bit too proper for you, though. I'd be so sad if the two of you moved in together and you were always too afraid of making messes to relax. Our best times are our messiest! ;P (I know you remember that cake batter incident, even if I'm not sure John does.)

Right Track with the Swiss Cat Escape?

[mscontrarymary]

Yes, definitely, thanks for the tip.

Oh gosh. The cake batter. Do you know, my copy of The Hobbit still has a little bit crusted on the cover? I can't get it off, it's like cement.

[not_thatbill]

We tried to warn him!

To be fair, I'm not sure why you would make that either

I'm sorry to say that I don't think we're meant for each other, Mary

[mscontrarymary]

We can work through it baby, we've got through tougher times than this...

[not_thatbill]

No! It's too big an obstacle

There will forever be a giant tortoise-shaped wall between us

I'm sorry

[mscontrarymary]

*le sob* You said together forever. It's not worth going on! *drama*