!eighty-one; you can dance if you want to.

[ms_superfuck]

Once upon a time, there was a bangin' hot bitch at an airport, waiting to go to America. And she had a pretty equally bangin' hot boyfriend who was going with because the bangin' hot girl was a dominatrix and got her way on everything. So they go on this mega long flight, right? Bout fourteen hours. And when they're finally free, she goes prancing

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[quitnaggingme]

When the hell did you take that picture? I don't even remember that...

[ms_superfuck]

5amish. You were kind of out of it. I needed to pee and you were hogging the bathroom.

[quitnaggingme]

Do you always take the camera with you when you need to pee?

No one else needs to see me naked, Tayuya.

[ms_superfuck]

No, I went back to go get it.

WHAT'CHU TALKIN' BOUT. THOSE ABS ARE LIKE BEGGING TO BE EXPLOITED.

[harunosakura91]

Skating rink? Did that go like the trip to the ice skating rink? Massive civilian casualties?

[ms_superfuck]

AHAHAHA YEAH. PRETTY MUCH. I hit this one girl like a football player. We haven't been to the ice rink yet but it's on the list.

[harunosakura91]

Probably sent her flying, too, with the speed you're usually moving at.

Someone should warn Shikamaru to wear pads or something.

[ms_superfuck]

YEAH, WAS FUNNY. SHE WAS THIS HUUUUGE BLACK CHICK AND I FUCKIN' PELTED HER. IT WAS GREAT.

But it'll be funnier if he figures it out himself.

[bandagedreams]

To make this better? Shouldn't have linked all the photos. Man it would have killed everyone's internet to just gaze upon this entry.

[bandagedreams]

Damn I'm half drunk - I mean you should have posted the photos instead. That's what I'm getting at.