I have a trampstamp and a boytoy. I am in a good fuckin' mood.

(As far as a good fuckin' mood goes when your back is full of scar tissue, which is full of black ink.)

Once upon a time, there was a bangin' hot bitch at an airport, waiting to go to America. And she had a pretty equally bangin' hot boyfriend who was going with because the bangin' hot girl was a dominatrix and got her way on everything. So they go on this mega long flight, right? Bout fourteen hours. And when they're finally free, she goes prancing ( Read more... )

Kay. For those of you who somehow still don't know, I'm leaving for America with Shikamaru tomorrow. Flight (184 to New York, for ref) leaves at 8:30AM. So my little friendsy cunts better show up and say goodbye 'n shit. Will be gone till the 7th. And it will be fucking amazing. Will post some pictures, but not as many as my last trip 'cuz this one ( Read more... )

Fucking love Christmas even though my parents gave me 1000 pairs of underwear that DO NOT FIT over my fat ass. Fucking love Christmas even though my parents gave me tickets to see Coldplay in Tokyo (WHO THE FUCK LIKES COLDPLAY), but it's the thought that counts n' shit, and I can sell them on eBay or whatever. Fucking love Christmas because my ( Read more... )

Going home after the festival. (I am going, and if ANYONE says ANYTHING about how retarded I look in a Kimono, I will cut you SO BAD, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.) But as for home, yeah. I'm pumped as shit. Got all my crap packed on time and everything. I think my parents are gonna come up here and get me and, I'unno. Clean the mold off my walls for a few ( Read more... )

So last night, I had a dream. I'm not even gonna talk about what the content was. But. I thought I'd interpret it. USING THIS VERY LEGITIMATE SITE: http://www.dreammoods.com/
( Let's see what this shit means. )

So I definitely ALMOST missed the first snow day of the year, which would'a been like, FUCKIN' TRAGEDY. Because it's fuckin' snow, and who does not like snow. WHO? No one. That's who. I mean, jesus. Totally frolicked. Which was probably a shitty idea, because I definitely haven't gone home to get my winter clothes yet, so I was like a fuckin' ( Read more... )

Dear Kyuubi and Sasuke,

DUDE DUDE DUDE YOU GOTTA SEE MY NORMAL GIRL IMPERSONATION OMIGOD OMIGOD IT'S SO FUNNY AND IT HURTS ME SO MUCH. It hurts me. So muchSlight love ( Read more... )

Hey, Shikamaru. I gotta plan to get you to America with me.

Hey, Kyuubi. LEGS ARE NOT MEANT FOR THAT YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Hey, Naruto. Go get run over by a car.

Here I am, laid bare at the end of my rope.
I've lost all hope- So long
Molly Connelly just broke up with me
Over the revealing nature of the songs.
You goddamn kids had best be gracious
With the lunch money you spend
Because for you I won't ever have
Rough sex with Molly Connelly again.Story of my life ( Read more... )